*** Why haven't we dug to the center of the Earth yet? I have a theory that there are intelligent beings living under the oceanic crust of the Earth and the gaseous output of their industry is causing the Earth to expand, thinning our crust, and heating our oceans which, in turn, is heating our atmosphere and causing Global Warming. I'd really like to save the world by going down there and telling them to stop it.. maybe bring some Green technologies to them as well.
But I don't know where to start digging, what tools to use, what to say to them (my theory leads me to believe that they speak Australian), and what technologies, if any, I should introduce them to.
Any help appreciated, thank you.
And you're welcome!
*** Could a T-Rex digest a waffle, or would it make him sick?
*** If the top never stops spinning, it means he's dreaming.. is it the same with our Earth?
*** Glaciers are alive. They're kept to the north and south by the God and Goddess El Nino and La Nina. The God and Goddess use their hispanic heritage to warm the seas and keep the evil glaciers at bay(pun)... but the Glaciers are getting stronger and the God and Goddess are becoming impatient. The Glaciers advance, threatening a second ice age, then the heat is turned up causing Global Warming. This is why the scientists are so confused.
*** Did you know that only the half of the moon that faces us has "seas"? They're empty, of course, and the moon is sad about that, so she's always trying to steal our water. That's why we have tides.
*** If dinosaurs turned into birds, then dinosaurs were delicious. That's why they went extinct.
*** If we were to close down every Starbucks on our planet, it would be a very barren place.
*** If God created the Earth, then he created the tectonic plates that we're living on. That means that we're all little things running around on God's plate. We can only hope that mankind is on the dessert menu that God looks at, but decides that he's too full or too cheap to order. Though, if he's too full, he could just order us for dessert to take home... That means mankind's only hope is that God is cheap or can't afford dessert, in which case we should probably stop giving him money...
*** Italy looks like a boot.
*** If Atlantis exists, it is either under the water or buried under a lot of dirt.
*** Rivers always flow towards larger bodies of water. Well, duh... if they started flowing the other way, then it would become the larger body of water.
*** Time is relative and only exists as we know it here on Earth. If you leave the Earth, time slows down an awful lot.. so if it takes "39 days" to get to Mars, is that in Earth days or Space days?
*** If Creationism is completely true, don't you think God would have gotten bored after a while and threw in evolution just to keep things interesting?
*** There are some small flowered plants, like the venus fly trap, that eat the meat of insects and even small reptiles and mammals... let's just be thankful that there aren't any trees like that.
*** Stop your bitching, Pluto isn't a planet. He's a yellow lab.
*** America is a hemisphere, not a country.
*** There once was a raptor from Greece
Who migrated north of the seas
There was a bad snow storm
But his blood was too warm
And now he's all sorts of deceased
*** The Earth was flat before someone filled it with dirt and water.
-The End-
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