I found a bunch of old stuff I had written in a Documents folder on my computer.
Hi, my name is Goobley Gerk
And the guys make fun of me at work :(
None of my toes are exactly the same
Would you like to know all their names?
This is Sally, she's the smallest one
And Andrew, he's a lot of fun
Susie hates to be touched
But Kenny likes it very much
Harry likes to collect lint
And Steven is a little bent
Sarah's nail is pointing up
But Thomas sinks into the rug
Allan is my biggest toe
But the smartest of them all is Joe
I'm glad you stopped to meet each one
The guys at work like to make fun
They think these names are strange for feet
But toes by any other name wouldn't smell as sweet!!