O Holy Cat

This is a song I just wrote in the bathroom for my cat.
Sung to the popular Christmas tune, 'O Holy Night'

O Holy crap
my cat is so annoying
she needs some love every hour of the day

This is the cat
that follows me in the bathroom
and rubs my leg while i'm trying to pee

she meows and purrs
and rubs and rolls around me
it's so pathetic
i want to kick her head

kick in her head
she's so 
freaking annoying

i'm trying to pee
pee in peace 
without this cat

this cat
wants love
meow meow meow meow meow
all day long



Don't get me wrong, I love her to death. I sang this song to distract her so I could just empty my bladder. It worked. :)